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September 16, 2014 / 1,530 notes

hoechlinth:

hoechlinth:

two cats were have a swimming race. one cat was called four three two and the other was called un deux trois. which cat won the race?

four three two won because un deux trois cat sank

September 14, 2014 / 15,315 notes
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God: and so, adam and eve, it is your duty to name aaaaall of my beautiful creations, flora and fauna. my only restriction is that you do not eat from the tree of knowledge
God: also dont roll up the magical green leaves and smoke them
Adam: alright im gonna call this one a lion... this ones a monkey...
Serpent: hey yo adam why dont you roll a joint with me
Adam: i dunno man god said i shouldnt
Serpent: hey fuck god this shits excellent. all the other kids are doing it
Adam: ehhhh ok i guess
(later)
Adam: ehehehehe ok and you're the woodcock. ahahaha wood cock. and you're the great tit. hehehe great tits
Eve: (walks in eating cheetos) dude lets call this one the BLUE FOOTED BOOBY
Adam and Eve: (uproarious laughter)
God: cmon what the fuck guys

September 14, 2014 / 18,531 notes

saintswithoutacause:

I will never regret a single penny I have spent on this band, a single mile that has been traveled for them, a single hour of sleep that has been lost for them, or a single tear that has been shed over them. They are the reason I am who I am and there is never going to be anything that will make me regret making them such a big part of my life. 

(Source: amerikanedream)

September 14, 2014 / 376,894 notes

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp
September 14, 2014 / 113,926 notes
September 14, 2014 / 147,713 notes

d0nn0:

carriesfirstperiod:

i live across the street from an abandoned school and the bells still work and they ring at midnight and at noon isn’t that weird

YOU GOTTA MOVE TO A NEW FUCKING HOUSE

(Source: lmpossibleprincess)

September 14, 2014 / 53,853 notes

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chvndlrbing:

wouldn’t it be just the biggest plot twist in the world if the doctor regenerated into 12 and turned out looking like the master

there was never another timelord that survived the war, it’s always been just him and that drove him insane.

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lokisspy:

what a deal
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